February 2011
so i'm listening to music and my little sister...
and usually i’d say “your mom did” but instead I had to think for a while in which I came up with the following: “mom did”
listening to smooth operator by sade
makes me wanna smoke a cigarette, put my sunglasses on, have a martini, and play a bass at the same time. indoors.
“If god doesn’t like the way I live, Let him tell me, not you.”
– Unknown Author (via ageofreason)
January 2011
timoayedi:
*only applies to men who don’t look like gods.
left my wayfarers at my cousins house and won't...
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I like to make dramatic music while i'm watching...
for example:
girl: how can anyone kill an innocent woman just like that?
guy: yeah, burning someone alive is the worst way to go, what a shame.
girl: hmm that’s weird.
guy: what is?
girl: I haven’t told anyone that her cause of death was being burned alive, and I was the first one on the scene.
me: PUM PUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
paper faces on parade
@anon who asked the first name of my crush
at the moment I don’t really have an actual crush. there are a few girls in my life whom I am interested in, but none to really call a crush. just a few leads is I guess a better way of saying it.
Anonymous asked: Whats the first name of the person you have a crush on?
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by...”
– Seneca The Younger (via ageofreason)
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat...”
– Unknown Author (via ageofreason)
LOL MY MOM
it is now 12:30am and I just got home
first thing I did was take my shake out of the fridge and blend it some more.
my mom comes down stairs and says: “you scared me, I didn’t know who was making all that noise”
I say: “who else would it be? (I come home around the same time pretty much every night)
she says: “well you never know”
I say: “mom...
morality is subjective from person to person, time...
ginandjuicee asked: ahahaaahhahahaha thats one epic dream!
I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?”
AND HOW DIDN’T ANYBODY SEE THEM DO IT ??
